I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

I Like Characters That Are Fragile And A Little Bit On The Edge .

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

The Word Abbreviation Sure Is Long For What It Means.

My Father Used To Beat Me With His Belt...while It Was Still On Him.