You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

You Can't Study Comedy; It's Within You. It's A Personality. My Humor Is An Attitude.

I've Never Had A Writer, And I'm Proud Of That. Everything I've Per­formed Has Been From My Own Head.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.