You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And

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People Always Tell Me "have A Nice Day." Well What If I Don't Want To? What If I Want To Have A Crappy Day?

I Was Taken To The Hospital For Observation. I Stayed Several Days, Didn't Observe Anything, And I Left.

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I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.