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You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.
-George Carlin
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You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And
George Carlin
You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.
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