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I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only Ambition Is To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.
-George Carlin
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I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only
George Carlin
I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only Ambition Is To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.
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