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The Mole Rat Is The Only Rodent Born Without A Fur Coat. With A Good Lawyer, Someone Would Pay For That Little Oversight.

One Certainty When You Travel Is The Moment You Arrive In A Foreign Country, The American Dollar Will Fall Like A Stone.

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.