You Never Know What People Will Choose

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

I Found Out About Jonathan Winters Death A Day After It Happened. That Seems Wrong. A Talent Like His Should Be More Revered. The World Knew About Kim Kardashians Divorce Before She Did.

Back When Jerry Seinfeld Was Just Another Comedian Hanging Around The Clubs, I'd Imitate Him To Amuse Myself And The Other Comics. The Club Owners Would Say, 'what Are You Doing That For? Nobody Knows Him.'

Every Time Something Pops In My Head, I Think Twice About It And I Do It Anyway.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.