I Don't Know If I Change My

My Family Originally Lived In Brooklyn. Our First Apartment Was A Little Place Above My Father And Uncle's Hardware Store In Coney Island. Now, Don't Get The Impression That We Were Surrounded By Merry-go-rounds, Roller Coasters And Ferris Wheels. Nope, This Was A Little Side Street.

The 'phoenix Sun' Did A List Of The Unsexiest Men In The World, And I Made It To Number One. I Beat Out Bin Laden. He's A Terrorist, Hasn't Bathed In Months. I Beat Him Out. To Me It Was A Great Honor.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.

With Katrina, It's Almost Like The Sequel That Doesn't Live Up To The Original. It's Certainly A Shocking Event And A Tragedy, But Somehow As A Big Event It Doesn't Seem To Carry As Much Weight With The Public As 9/11 Did.

A Lot Of People Who Claim They're Political Comedians Are Just Comedians Who Have Opinions. But They Stop Being Funny The Minute They Give Their Opinions.