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You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Refused To Watch The Academy Awards Since Smokey And The Bandit Was Snubbed For Best Picture.