You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.

There's No Down Time Any More.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.