You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Entire Family Has Ever Sat Around Waiting For A Call From The Governor To Spare A Loved One.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.