You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.