You Meet A Better Class Of Person

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

Do What You Must, But Do It Well, Above All Enjoy Yourself!

You Meet A Better Class Of Person In Pubs.