I Do Think A Carpenter Needs A

I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One Is To Drink Every Pub Dry, The Other Is To Sleep With Every Woman On Earth.

There Is, Of Course, A World Of Difference Between Cricket And The Movie Business ... I Suppose Doing A Love Scene With Racquel Welch Roughly Corresponds To Scoring A Century Be Fore Lunch.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me. What's The Point Of Staying Sober?

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.

I Like The Effect Drink Has On Me.