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But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

Raquel Welch Is Someone I Can Also Live Without. We've Got Some Love Scenes Together And I Am Dreading Them!

There Is, Of Course, A World Of Difference Between Cricket And The Movie Business ... I Suppose Doing A Love Scene With Racquel Welch Roughly Corresponds To Scoring A Century Be Fore Lunch.

I'm Not A Villain, I've Never Hurt Anyone. I'm Just A Tawdry Character Who Explodes Now And Again.