You Managed Not To Get Eaten Then?

If It Has Got Four Legs And It Is Not A Chair, If It Has Got Two Wings And It Flies But Is Not An Aeroplane, And If It Swims And It Is Not A Submarine, The Cantonese Will Eat It.

Are You Running Away From Something?

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

Do You Still Throw Spears At Each Other?

Only A Scotsman Can Really Survive A Scottish Education.