You Live Eighty Years, And At Best

Don’t Just Teach Your Children To Read… Teach Them To Question What They Read. Teach Them To Question Everything.

Do You Realize That The Only Time In Our Lives When We Like To Get Old Is When We're Kids? If You're Less Than 10 Years Old, You're So Excited About Aging That You Think In Fractions.

Political Discourse Has Been Reduced To "where's The Beef?" "read My Lips," And "make My Day." Where Are The Assassins When We Really Need Them?

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?