You Live Eighty Years, And At Best

I've Just Completed A Five-year Period That Can Perhaps Best Be Called A Breathing Spell. A Time Of Getting My Health Back And Gathering My Strength. That Time Also Included Incredible Cocaine Abuse, A Heart Attack And My Wife's Recovery From Both Alcoholism And Cocaine Abuse.

Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

Electricity Is Really Just Organized Lightning.

They Say If You Outlaw Guns, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns. Well, Those Are Precisely The People Who Need Them!

In Rome, The Emperor Sat In A Special Part Of The Colosseum Called The Caesarian Section.