Did You Ever Look At Your Watch,

The Keys To America: The Cross, The Brew, The Dollar, And The Gun.

When I See A Large Group Of People, I Wonder How Many Of Them Will Eventually Require Autopsies.

I Do This Real Moron Thing, And It's Called Thinking. And Apparently I'm Not A Very Good American Because I Like To Form My Own Opinions.

Movies And Television Don't Make You Violent; All They Do Is Channel The Violence More Creatively.

Do You Remember Barbara Bush? I Call Her The Silver Douchebag.