You Live By The Cake, You Die

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

The Response You Get When You're Young Like "oh You're Just Getting Laughs Because You're A Little Kid And You're Cute". They Weren't Trying To Encourage Me At All Or Tell Me To Keep Pursuing This.

The Girl Voice Is Always Going To Kill Because They Don't Expect It.

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.

I Got Off The Plane - I Was Walking And Cooking At The Same Time.