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I Want To Do Another Reality Show. It's Based On The Mole. It's About Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It's Called "god, I Hope That's A Mole."

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

I Wish I Could Sit Back And Say, 'oh, I'm Gonna Wait For A Merchant-ivory Film To Come My Way. Or Ivory-merchant. Whatever It's Called. But You Just Take What's Given And Then, Hopefully, Down The Road You Can Be More Choosy And Only Do, Say, Wayans Brothers Movies. That's My Goal: To Be More Merchant-ivory-wayans.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.