You Know, When You're Part Of A

Im Thinking Of Buying A Monkey. Then I Think, Why Stop At One? I Don't Like Being Limited In That Way. Therefore, I'm Considering A Platton Of Monkeys, So That People Will Look At Me And See How Mellow And Well-adjusted I Am Compared To These Monkeys Throwing Feces Around.

The Greatest Thing My Dad Taught Me Came From When I Called Him From A Phone Booth And Said, 'hungry. No Bus Token. Please. Out Of Options.' He Said, 'pfft, Get A Job.

I, Personally, Would Be Shocked If We Went To The End Of The Tape Now And I Didn't Have At Least One... Look, Even If I Don't Get One Directly, Eventually They're Just Going To Have To Give Me One When I Get Old. So No Matter How You Slice It, I'm Getting One.

I Don't Want To Be So Confident In Myself.

Listen, Smile, Agree, Then Do Whatever You Were Going To Do Anyway.