You Know, Ok, I Made A Few

Public School Teachers Are The New Priesthood While Traditional Religion Is Ridiculed And Maligned.

Six Imams Removed From A Us Airways Flight From Minneapolis To Phoenix Are Calling On Muslims To Boycott The Airline. If Only We Could Get Muslims To Boycott All Airlines, We Could Dispense With Airport Security Altogether.

I'm Getting A Little Fed Up With Hearing About, Oh, Civilian Casualties. I Think We Ought To Nuke North Korea Right Now Just To Give The Rest Of The World A Warning.

No Wonder You Guys Lost.

The Truth Cannot Be Delivered With Novocaine.