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If You Want To Ask About My Drug Problem, Go Ask My Big, Fat, Smart, Ten Pound Daughter, She'll Answer Any Questions You Have About It.

If I See A Chick Playing Guitar, I'm Drawn To That Band Immediately. I Want To Know Everything, Even If It's Completely Electronic. But You Have To Really Get My Attention If You're Male. I Can't Help It. It's Part Of My Nature.

I Keep Social With Everyone Because I Want To Know What's Going On At Every Level. At The Same Time, If I'm Not Alone A Certain Amount Of Time Per Day Then I'll Go Nuts, Because I Can't Write And I Can't Think. I Can't Deal With People All The Time. I Like Being Alone. I'm A Bit Of A Cat Lady In That Way.

When My Mother Was Trying To Teach Me How To Make Friends When I Was A Kid, She'd Bring Girls Over To The House And I'd Give Them All My Clothes. Nothing Changes, I Still Do It. And Then I Wonder, "where Is That Really Nice Isabel Marant Dress That I Spent A Fortune On? Oh My God, I Gave It To Liza."

You’ve Got To Be Prepared For The Names They Are Going To Call You Compared To Your Male Peers… You Will Be A Floozy And A Slattern. He Will Be Virile And A Ladies’ Man. You Will Be A Freakshow, A Retching Wretch, A Sloppy Drunk. He Will Be Charismatic, Vainglorious, A Ferocious Drunk And Dionysian. You Will Be Indiscriminate And Desperate. He Will Be Generous, Tortured And Driven.