I Do Wish I Ruled The World,

[kurt Cobain] Had A Lot Of German In Him. Some Irish. But No Jew. I Think That If He Had Had A Little Jew He Would Have [expletive] Stuck It Out.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv Much, But Sometimes I'll Be On The E! Channel And See That Show "total Divas", About Female Wrestlers. It's Like, Fake Tits Are De Rigueur. Nose Jobs Are De Rigueur. Exaggerated Asses Are De Rigueur. Twerking Is De Rigueur.

I Listen To Too Many People. I'm Only Going To Listen To My Gut For The Rest Of My Life.

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!

I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake.