You Know, If I Don't Make It

My Most Important Professional Accomplishment To Date Is The Ability To Keep Working With Absolutely No Skills Whatsoever.

The Comedy Community Is Fairly Supportive Of Human Beings In General. There Are Some Things You Can Teach With Comedy That People Can't Learn By Being Hit Over The Head With Facts. I Think, As Comedians, We're Trying To Change The World. It's Slow, But Sure.

Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces On Money. Money.

Please Call Your Second Witness, And Then Call Your Mother, She Worries.

You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat Girl.