You Know, I Did Not Like Being

I Am Actually Able To Do Other Things. I'm Not Just This Writer.

I Write Small And Weird. Romcoms Are Not In My Skill Set.

I Don't Think I Ever Got The Hang Of The Writers' Room. I Love Collaborating With People, But I Really Do My Best Work Alone, And I Think I Would Want To - If I Did Something Again, I Think I'd Want To Take Total Ownership The Way Aaron Sorkin Or David Kelley Does.

Of Course, The Strippers Also Take Pains Not To Appear Too Innocent, Valorous, Or Bookishly Inclined. (in Direct Opposition To The Swayze Mandate Of 1987, Everybody Puts Baby In A Goddamn Corner.)

I've Been Meaning To Write About The Rolling Stones, But I Am The Furthest Thing From A Hipster Rock Journalist.