I Try To Avoid Twitter. I Occasionally

I Think I Might Be One Of The Only People In America, Or At Least The Only Person I Know, Who Saw Both 'the Dark Knight' And 'mamma Mia!' On Their Shared Opening Weekend.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.

Ah, Reality Tv: Where Opportunists Delight In Exposing Opportunism! It's Kind Of Like The Indie Music Scene.

I've Never Even Seen A Great Set Fight Or A Great Set Meltdown. I Seem To Always Be On These Incredibly Relaxed Sets.

A Few Months Ago, I Had The Pleasure Of Actually Visiting The Playboy Mansion. I Saw The Peacocks, Fed Grapes To The Monkeys, And Even Braved The Fabled Grotto. After Seeing The Estate, I Understood Why Anyone Would Be Reluctant To Leave.