You Know, Either I'm Too Fat Or

I Thought To Be Feminine Was To Give In To Straight Culture, Or The Beauty Standard, But In My Heart I Had A Flair For Fashion And Style. They Were Passions I Kept Secret Because I Didn't Understand I Could Love Clothes And Hair And Makeup And Still Like Girls.

If You Have A Therapist Who Agrees With Your Every Word, Then Your Brain Isn't Getting Proper Exercise.

Here Is My Prescription To Heal All Wounds. Watch The Film Funny Girl At Least Five Times, Eat At Least 45 Chocolate Bars, And Hang Out With All Those Friends You Blew Off To Hang Out With Your Ex. I Truly Believe That, Through A Combination Of Nutella, Old Pals And Barbra Streisand, We Can Achieve Happiness And, Very Probably, World Peace.

For My Group Of Friends Is Lady Gaga Eye-opening? No. She's A Less Dangerous Version Of What Was So Cool About Pop Culture In The 80s. Back Then It Was So Gay And So Punk In So Many Ways.

I Just Like Food Too Much, And I Don't Want To Change. I Spent So Much Of Childhood Trying To Change, And I Just Got Sick Of It ... I Don't Want To Look Like Britney Spears, I Just Don't Want To. She's Hideous.