You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?

I Don't Have Hobbies; Hobbies Cost Money. Interests Are Quite Free.

I Am A Personal Optimist But A Skeptic About All Else. What May Sound To Some Like Anger Is Really Nothing More Than Sympathetic Contempt. I View My Species With A Combination Of Wonder And Pity, And I Root For Its Destruction. And Please Don't Confuse My Point Of View With Cynicism; The Real Cynics Are The Ones Who Tell You Everything's Gonna Be All Right.

If God Is All Powerful, Can He Make A Stone So Big That He Himself Can't Lift It?