Atheism Is A Non-prophet Organization.

Soft Rock Music Isn’t Rock, And It Ain’t Music. It’s Just Soft.

I Believe Myself To Be A Worthwhile And Inventive Performer In My Own Right. But I'm Not In A League With Lenny [bruce], Certainly Not In Terms Of Social Commentary.

It's Way Beyond Ironic That A Place Called The Holy Land Is The Location Of The Fiercest, Most Deeply Felt Hatred In The World. And It Makes For Wonderful Theater.

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

If A Pig Loses Its Voice, Is It Disgruntled?