You Have To Live Before You Die,

Clouseau: Does Yer Dewg Bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends Down To Pet A Dachshund - It Snarls And Bites Him) I Thought You Said Yer Dewg Did Not Bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . Iz Not My Dog!

I'm A Classic Example Of All Humorists - Only Funny When I'm Working.

Facts - Behind Them Lies The Whole Fabric Of Deductive Truth.

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoon... Unnecessary.