If You Ask Me To Play Myself,

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

Criticism Should Be Done By Critics, And A Critic Should Have Some Training And Some Love Of The Medium He Is Discussing. But These Days, Gossip-columnist Training Seems To Be Enough Qualification. I Suppose An Ability To Stand On Your Feet Through Interminable Cocktail Parties And Swig Interminable Gins In Between Devouring Masses Of Fried Prawns May Just Possibly Help You To Understand And Appreciate What A Director Is Getting At, But For The Life Of Me I Can't See How.

Women Are More Difficult To Handle Than Men. It's Their Minds.

There Is No Me. I Do Not Exist. There Used To Be A Me But I Had It Surgically Removed.

If I Can't Really Find A Way To Live With Myself, I Can't Expect Anyone Else To Live With Me.