I Want To Show You That You

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

Maybe I Need Some Rehab, Or Maybe Just Need Some Sleep

People Say That Rock 'n' Roll Is Dead, And I Am Making It My Mission To Resurrect It. I Have Rock 'n' Roll Pumping Through My Veins.

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.

You Don't Have To Carry A Designer Bag That Costs More Than A Car To Look Cool.