It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

No, I Am A Crier And If People Ever Saw Me Privately They Would Be Shocked At What A Bowl Of Mush I Am Underneath It All.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.