You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The

I Had To Lie So Much About Sex, First When I Was 15, Because I Wasn't Supposed To Be Having It. And Then When I Got Older, I Lied To Everybody I Was Having Sex With, So I Could Have Sex With Other People.

One Of My Ex-husbands Thought I Had A Breast Job. They Looked Bigger. I Just Got The Proper Lingerie.

No Man Bosses Me Around, And No Man Ever Will.

Men Don't Make Passes At Crones With Big (rhymes With Passes).

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.