Some People Say Im Attractive. I Say

If You're Considered A Beauty, It's Hard To Be Accepted Doing Anything But Standing Around.

When I'm Saying Hysteria, I'm Referring To Freud, Because All The Women Were Coming To Him With Symptoms And Seeking Help, And He Just Called It Hysteria.

Men Don't Make Passes At Crones With Big (rhymes With Passes).

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.

I Had The Serendipity Of Modeling During A Temporary Interlude Between Twiggy And Kate Moss, When It Was Actually Okay For Women To Look As If We Ate And Enjoyed Life.