One Of My Ex-husbands Thought I Had

Some People Say Im Attractive. I Say I Agree.

I've Got To Take Chances And Get Out There. What Are You Going To Do, Sit Home And Knit? I Don't Knit.

If You're Considered A Beauty, It's Hard To Be Accepted Doing Anything But Standing Around.

I Had To Lie So Much About Sex, First When I Was 15, Because I Wasn't Supposed To Be Having It. And Then When I Got Older, I Lied To Everybody I Was Having Sex With, So I Could Have Sex With Other People.

You Have The Morals Of Rabbit, The Character Of A Slug, And The Brain Of A Platypus.