You Have Only One Chance To Raise

You Are About To Have Your First Experience With A Greek Lunch. I Will Kill You If You Pretend To Like It.

If School Days Are The Happiest Days Of Your Life, I'm Hanging Myself With My Skip-rope Tonight.

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

Being Away From Home Gave Me The Chance To Look At Myself With A Jaundiced Eye. I Learned Not To Be Ashamed Of A Real Hunger For Knowledge, Something I Had Always Tried To Hide, And I Came Home Glad To Start In Here Again With A Love For Europe That I Am Afraid Will Never Leave Me.

I Think My Biggest Achievement Is That, After Going Through A Rather Difficult Time, I Consider Myself Comparatively Sane.