You Have Only One Chance To Raise

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

I Don't Think There Are Any Men Who Are Faithful To Their Wives.

The River Of Sludge Will Go On And On. It Isn't About Me.

A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane.

If You Want Things To Be Right, You Have To Do Them Yourself