[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks

What Can One Say About Michael Jackson? He Is One Of The World's Most Acclaimed Entertainers, An Innovative And Exciting Songwriter Whose Dancing Seems To Defy Gravity And Has Been Heralded By The Likes Of Fred Astaire And Gene Kelly. His Public Is Perhaps Unaware Of The Extent Of His Dedication To His Craft. Restless, Seldom Satisfied, He Is A Perfectionist Who Is Constantly Challenging Himself. To Many People Michael Jackson Seems An Elusive Personality, But To Those Who Work With Him, He Is Not. This Talented Artist Is A Sensitive Man, Warm, Funny, And Full Of Insight.

The River Of Sludge Will Go On And On. It Isn't About Me.

I Want Minimum Information Given With Maximum Politeness.

He Didn't Even Have The Satisfaction Of Being Killed For Civil Rights... It Had To Be Some Silly Little Communist.

You Are About To Have Your First Experience With A Greek Lunch. I Will Kill You If You Pretend To Like It.