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The Two Symbols Of The Republican Party: An Elephant And A Big Fat White Guy Who's Threatened By Change.

I Spent My Entire Childhood In The Same Town, In Kent. I Went To Grade School There. There Was A Boarding School That My Mother Taught At, Called - Appropriately Enough - Kent School, That I Went To. Yeah, Pretty Much My Entire Childhood Was Spent In That Town.

Sarah Palin Is Very Pro-life Of Course, Unless The Life Is That Of An Iraqi Civilian Or A Wolf Running Frantically From A Roaring Helicopter While Being Strafed With Ribbons Of Automatic Weapons Fire.

I Tend To Lean More Towards The Westerns Of The 40s And 50s As Opposed To The 60s And 70s. They Get A Little Too Drab For Me When You Get Into The Spaghetti Western Era. I Love The John Ford Movies. I Love The Music. I Love The Scope.

Most Of The Outrage Comes From Not The Public, But From The Media, The Press And Writers.