You Gotta Keep The Funny Intact.

The Only Reason We Die, Is Because We Accept Death As An Inevitability.

There Were Two Things That Became Apparent, Pretty Quickly Into The Process. One Was That The Muscles Didn't Take As Much Reconditioning As I Thought They Would. It Was More Like Voice Acting Than I Thought It Would Be. You're Using Your Whole Body And There Are Things That Are Different, But When You Are Doing A Character, Even In The Booth, Nobody Is Watching But My Face Will Do Different Things When I Do Different Characters.

I Have A Car That I Like - An Aston Martin - For Sunday Drives In The Country.

I Can't Believe I Am Hosting The Oscars. It's An Honor Everyone Else Said No.

Some Of Those More Out-there Jokes Were Written In The Wee Hours Of The Morning. Somehow, They Remained Funny The Next Day.