Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And

Adults Acting Like Children And Children Acting Like Adults Is Generally A Pretty Reliable Comic Device.

You Would Not Want Me On Your Football Team.

Denzel Washington Has A Great Sense Of Humor. He Did All Those 'nutty Professor' Movies.

I'm Wide Open To Getting Married, But Actors Are Not Easy People To Date. You End Up Sharing That Person With This Other Mistress That Is Their Career. I Very Much Like The Traditional Courtship Method Of Making A Date. That's What They Do In Normal Places, But Hollywood's Not Normal.

I Cannot Tell Good Art From Bad Art. I Have No Eye For It.