Chris Elliott Could Read The Phonebook And

I Think At Times I Read Too Much Of My Own Press. I Wish I Was Better At Taking In How Great My Life Is, But That's Surprisingly Elusive. I Tend To Be Very Hard On Myself And Insecure About Failing No Matter What Happens.

The Problem With The Cable Networks Is The Lack Of Money, Not From Personal Income But As Far As Show Budget.

Whoever Invented Spray Cheese Had To Have Been A Harvard Guy.

I Still Do A Lot Of Drawing On A Daily Basis.

Even If You Know A Character Really Well, There's No Formula For What Jokes Will Work And What Won't.