We Were Over-whelming Underdogs.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'

That's Too Coincidental To Be A Coincidence.

If You Don't Know Where You're Going, When You Get There You'll Be Lost.

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

A Good Time To Hit Is With Men On Base, Because The Pitcher Ain't Got No Place To Put You. He's Going To Get That Ball Around There Somewhere. He Don't Want To Walk You.