You Don't Want To Be Glib; You

There's A Very Fine Line Between Political Comedian And Activist, And I Don't Really Think I Fall Over Into The Activist Category.

There's Always Going To Be Someone Who Hates You. There's Always Going To Be People Who Love You. It's A Risk In Either Direction.

Sex With My First Boyfriend Was A Little Bit Like Learning How To Put In A Tampon, But Only Half As Enjoyable!

The People I Really Feel Sorry For Are All The Writers Out There Who Wrote These Outrageous Comedic Romps About A Grossly Unqualified Person Who Goes On To Become A Vice Presidential Candidate In A Hotly Contested Presidential Race. With Hilarious Results. They Must Be So Bummed.

I Grew Up An Only Child, So I Was So Much More Adult. My Eldest Daughter Is 10, And I Was So Much More Of An Adult Than She Is. She Just Doesn't Care For The Real World. She's Not Interested.