The People I Really Feel Sorry For

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

I Was Brought Up To Question Things, But I Was Always A Really Quiet And Shy Child.

It's Like You Can't Even Go On The Radio Anymore And Condemn A Whole Subset Of People To Hell Without Getting Some Blowback.

There's Always Going To Be Someone Who Hates You. There's Always Going To Be People Who Love You. It's A Risk In Either Direction.

I Believe In Breakfast. It's The One Meal That My Kids Usually Eat Without A Fuss, So That's Huge. As For Myself, I Can't Function Without It, And I See It As A Great Way To Get Some Healthy Greens In, Some Coffee, And On A Good Day, Maybe Even Some News Of The World Via The Newspaper.