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My Philosophy Of Dating Is To Just Fart Right Away.

I Figured Out Something Spiritual. Billboard This: 'life Is Supposed To Be Fun!'

I Know Children Regress After Vaccination Because It Happened To My Own Son. Why Aren't There Any Tests Out There On The Safety Of How Vaccines Are Administered In The Real World, Six At A Time? Why Have Only Two Of The 36 Shots Our Kids Receive Been Looked At For Their Relationship To Autism?

I Wished To God The Doctor Had Handed Me A Pamphlet That Said, 'hey, Sorry About The Autism, But Here's A Step-by-step List On What To Do Next.' But Doctors Don't Do That. They Say 'sorry' And Move You Along.

Why Should 20-year-olds Only Be Considered Sexy? I Think We Get Better With Age.