You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters

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I Don't Mind People Thinking I'm Stupid, But I Don't Want To Give Them Any Proof.

If I Drop Dead Tomorrow, At Least I’ll Know I Died In Good Health.

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An Expert Is An Ordinary Fella Away From Home.