If I Drop Dead Tomorrow, At Least

When It's First And A Mile, I Won't Give It To Him.

Two Kinds Of Ballplayers Aren't Worth A Darn: One That Never Does What He's Told, And One Who Does Nothin' Except What He's Told.

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus? Burned His Lips On The Exhaust Pipe. He Can Take His'n And Beat Your'n, Then He Can Take Your'n And Beat His'n.

I Always Thought I Could Coach. I Just Thought People Were Poor Judges Of Good Coaches.

You Don't Know A Ladder Has Splinters Until You Slide Down It.