You Do A Clean Show And It's

One Of The First Things That You Learn As A Stand-up Is, You're The Boss. It's Your Stage, And Don't Screw With Me Because I'll Make You Look Bad, Which I Had To Do, Because You Wind Up With Drunks And Loud People.

I Couldn't Play Off People That I Don't Personally Like.

Doormen Are Kind Of Invisible, People Don't Know Their Names. They Just Say, Thank You, Or Good Morning. I'd Never Thought About Doormen Before. They're A Vanishing Breed. More Electronic Doors Are Being Introduced.

Don't Be Silly And Don't Waste Your Time.

I Wasn't Much Good. When I Went Into The Line On A Fake - I Would Holler 'i Don't Have It!'