You Can't Truthfully Explain Your Smallest Action

A Bore: One Who Knows As Well As You Do What He Is Going To Say Next.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.

I'm Glad I Don't Have To Explain To A Man From Mars Why Each Day I Set Fire To Dozens Of Little Pieces Of Paper, And Then Put Them In My Mouth.

My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.

A Critic Can Only Review The Book He Has Read, Not The One Which The Writer Wrote.