Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse;

What's For Dinner Is The Only Question Many Husbands Ask Their Wives, And The Only One To Which They Care About The Answer.

The Neurotic Has Perfect Vision In One Eye, But He Cannot Remember Which.

Don't Be Yourself - Be Someone A Little Nicer.

When You Let Money Speak For You, It Drowns Out Anything Else You Meant To Say.

In The Theater, As In Life, We Prefer A Villain With A Sense Of Humor To A Hero Without One.