Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse;

Money: In Its Absence, We Are Coarse; In Its Presence, We Are Vulgar.

Those Who Turn To God For Comfort May Find Comfort But I Do Not Think They Will Find God.

God Is Less Careful Than General Motors, For He Floods The World With Factory Rejects.

Courage Doesn't Know What's Around The Corner, But Goes Around It Anyway.

Theatre Audiences Can't Be Made To Think And Cry: At Best, They Can Be Made To Think And Laugh, Or To Feel And Cry.