Says The Rude Child: "no, I Won't

An Old Racetrack Joke Reminds You That Your Program Contains All The Winners' Names. I Stare At My Typewriter Keys With The Same Thought.

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

What We Forgive Too Freely Doesn't Stay Forgiven.

We Wake In The Night, To Stereophonic Silence.

A Sense Of Humor Is A Major Defense Against Minor Troubles.