You Can't Teach Others If You Are

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy.

In Our Advanced Technological Age, Most People Deny The Possibility Of Miracles.... Miracles Don't Happen, We Are Told, Because They Contravene The Laws Of Nature And Worse, They Sound Religious! Yet We Live And Move In A Sea Of Miracle.

Thank God That I Had The Ability To Understand That I Had A Different Beat And That I Was A Drummer.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.

I've Been Held Responsible For Taxes I Know Nothing About.