I Only Got A Seventh-grade Education, But

I Taught Them Everything They Know, But Not Everything I Know.

I've Outdone Anyone You Can Name - Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Strauss. Irving Berlin, He Wrote 1,001 Tunes. I Wrote 5,500.

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.

Michael Jackson Has A Very Good Heart. He Was Crying When He Was Giving Me The Award, 'cause His Mind Went Back Over The Early Days.

I'm Kidding About Having Only A Few Dollars. I Might Have A Few Dollars More.